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After seeing the low price, you may be wondering, "Well, what's the catch"? Well, truth be told, the catch is that this information is cursed. On page 324 of the ancient text, the curse is described in vivid detail.

 It reads: He who wields the forbidden knowledge of making money shall be cursed to continue making money FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!

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